Soft Water and Strange Shampoo

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We've all done it....we've all gone into the bathroom in a hotel and used the free product and come back out looking like a travesty!

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Soft Water & Strange Shampoo

Soft water and strange shampoo
Could put some kinda Afro on you.

Yer in a new town
Wanna dress to impress
Go dancing,romancing
Chase a little sex
So ya hit the hotel bathroom
And use the strange shampoo
Then yer lookin in a mirror
At dandelion hair-do

It keeps standin up
It won’t lie down
No amount of goop
Can cure that crown
Of cotton candy tumbleweed
That’s livin on your head
Scaring up the eyes
Filling you with dread

Soft water and strange shampoo
Could put some kinda Afro on you.
Soft water and strange shampoo
Could put some kinda Afro on you.

There’s nothing you can do
Can’t crimp, can’t straighten
There’s nothing you can do
To lose the hair your hatin
Wanted to look cool
Wanted to look posh
Now ya lookin like
Pink Panther in a car wash.

Soft water and strange shampoo
Could put some kinda Afro on you.
Soft water and strange shampoo
Could put some kinda Afro on you.

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from Soft Water & Strange Shampoo, released July 23, 2011

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Zodiac Voodoo and LayDee D'Sleaze met in the nuthouse.....the booby-hatch....the funny farm...the......anyway....there was a fight over a game of Tri-ominoes which ended in a conversation which became a relationship, which became a band which turned into a lifestyle where they could openly do all of the stuff that got them locked up in the first place...and call it entertainment! ... more

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