Soft Water & Strange Shampoo

by Vbu

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about

Vbu started making songs and tunes for fun and began posting them on various social networks in 2006. They never expected to be a commercial venture or to have attracted the number of friends they have undoubtedly attracted.

"Soft water & Strange shampoo" is a collection of the first ten songs to be posted.

credits

released 23 July 2011

LayDee and Zodiac are responsible for all of the writing, recording, playing and singing that you hear.....mostly!

We must thank Hannah Barbaria for vocals on "All the hot chicks" and "Cybermen" and we must also thank Chesty Ramjets and Tarot Arcane for inspiration, a splendid video and alcohol......lots of alcohol!

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Vbu UK

Zodiac Voodoo and LayDee D'Sleaze met in the nuthouse.....the booby-hatch....the funny farm...the......anyway....there was a fight over a game of Tri-ominoes which ended in a conversation which became a relationship, which became a band which turned into a lifestyle where they could openly do all of the stuff that got them locked up in the first place...and call it entertainment! ... more

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Track Name: Rubberdoll
Rubber Doll

Forty hours in the office chair
forty hours a week
forty hours of not connecting with
people;to make ends meet.
A hundred angry phone calls
papers to be filed.
another hundred duplicates
a hundred phoney smiles.

When I’m free of the boredom
when I open my door
another world is waiting
I am a rubber doll.

At work I am not noticed
I like to keep it so
the office girl is tamely dressed
it keeps male interest low.
At home I like to dress up
at home my heels are high
at home I’m a babe in pvc
there’s nothing I won’t try.

When I’m free of the boredom
When I open my door
another world is waiting
I am a rubber doll.

Drab workmates don’t suspect me
I keep my kinks to myself
I keep them with the men I love
chained to a an iron shelf.

When my door is open
I am a rubber doll
Another world is waiting
I am a rubber doll
When my door is open
I am a rubber doll
Another world is waiting
I am a rubber doll
I am a rubber doll.
I am a rubber doll.
Track Name: All the hot chicks on myspace (are doing it)
All The Hot Chicks

All the hot chicks on myspace are doing it
With all the hot chicks on myspace Yeah!

All the hot chicks on myspace are doing it
With all the hot chicks on myspace Yeah!

Spare a moment
For the boys
All alone at home
Wishing they were you and I

All the hot chicks on myspace are doing it
With all the hot chicks on myspace Yeah!

All the hot chicks on myspace are doing it
With all the hot chicks on myspace Yeah!

Me and my girlfriend
We like to play
Take some pictures
Make the straight guys crazy

All the hot chicks on myspace are doing it
With all the hot chicks on myspace Yeah!

All the hot chicks on myspace are doing it
With all the hot chicks on myspace Yeah!
Track Name: Stop Pointing (At Me!)
Stop Pointing

Take a word like individual
Smash it up
‘til it says dysfunctional.

That guy has wheels
He’s got a mind
He’s a different colour yeah
Maybe he’s blind
He’s got longhair
He’s got four eyes
He believes in a god of
A different kind

You’re all fucked up
You’re all fucked up
You’re all fucked up
Stop pointing at me

Take a word like individual
Smash it up
‘til it says dysfunctional

He’s in the wrong body
He keeps odd hours
The trainers on his feet
Aren’t the same as ours
He don’t like football
He don’t like playing the game
He’s just not like us
He uses his brain

You’re all fucked up
You’re all fucked up
You’re all fucked up
Stop pointing at me
Track Name: The Velvet Children
Velvet children

Feed me, play with me
Feed me, show me love
Stroke me, and hold me
Touch me, show me love

The Velvet Children are stalking me
Predators of affection, stalking me
The Velvet Children are made of love
The Velvet Children are made of love

Warm me, sleep with me
Warm me, with your love
Let me, dance on you
The belly-dance of love

The Velvet Children are stalking me
Predators of affection, stalking me
The Velvet Children are made of love
The Velvet Children are made of love

The Velvet Children are made of love
The Velvet Children are made of love
The Velvet Children are made of love
The Velvet Children are made of love
The Velvet Children are made of love
The Velvet Children are made of love
Track Name: Soft Water and Strange Shampoo
Soft Water & Strange Shampoo

Soft water and strange shampoo
Could put some kinda Afro on you.

Yer in a new town
Wanna dress to impress
Go dancing,romancing
Chase a little sex
So ya hit the hotel bathroom
And use the strange shampoo
Then yer lookin in a mirror
At dandelion hair-do

It keeps standin up
It won’t lie down
No amount of goop
Can cure that crown
Of cotton candy tumbleweed
That’s livin on your head
Scaring up the eyes
Filling you with dread

Soft water and strange shampoo
Could put some kinda Afro on you.
Soft water and strange shampoo
Could put some kinda Afro on you.

There’s nothing you can do
Can’t crimp, can’t straighten
There’s nothing you can do
To lose the hair your hatin
Wanted to look cool
Wanted to look posh
Now ya lookin like
Pink Panther in a car wash.

Soft water and strange shampoo
Could put some kinda Afro on you.
Soft water and strange shampoo
Could put some kinda Afro on you.
Track Name: Space Girls and Rocket Chicks
Space Girls and Rocket Chicks

Silver spandex and plastic boots
Chicks in outer space
We are the sexy robots
Chicks in outer space
We are the prize
For the hero guys
The reason for the space race

Space Girls and Rocket Chicks!

Leia led the rebellion
Wilma keeps Buck in his place
Dale Arden kept Gordon Flash
Chicks in outerspace.
We are the prize
For the hero guys
The reason for the space race

Space Girls and Rocket Chicks!